Trump ends Covid-19 pandemic. Pigs fly in victory formation over the White House.

“White House science policy office lists ‘ending the Covid-19 pandemic’ atop the list of President Donald Trump’s top first-term accomplishments.”

Declare victory and go home.

Is there a White House science fiction office?

https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/10/27/white-house-science-office-ending-pandemic-432827