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Transition Live Updates: Trump Says Inauguration Will Take Place Indoors

President-elect Donald J. Trump  announced that he would move his inauguration ceremony inside the Capitol Rotunda on Monday because extreme cold is forecast.

The Devil could not be reached for immediate comment but he is believed to be miffed at not having been offered a formal cabinet position in the incoming Trump administration. He denies anonymous allegations that he is too woke.”

“While I appreciate being offered office space in the West Wing, I maintain that serving as an aide to Elon Musk is an insufficient reward for the many years I have spent as a loyal supporter of the President.”